Daisy: What's limpid as in "he gazed into her limpid eyes", L-I-M-P-I-D?
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Onslow: Almost certainly a disease of the retina. Little scabs on retina. You get it from reading too many library books and ignoring your close relatives who are dying for a cup of tea.
Daisy: You made all that up, didn't you?
Onslow: You say that to me, a regular viewer of The Open University?
Daisy: You're full of flannel, Onslow.
Onslow: Ah yes, but educated flannel - flannel up to degree standard.
BBC. Keeping Up Appearances, season 2: The Toy Store