Baldrick: Oh sir, it's going to be wonderful. Not just for me, but for my little partner, Graham. Doing our tour halfway 'round the world.
[balances Graham the dead slug on his upper lip]
Blackadder: Yes, from Shaftsbury Avenue to the Côte d'Azur they'll be saying, "I like the little black one, but who's that berk he's sitting on?"
BBC. Blackadder, season 4: Major Star
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“I wouldna be likely to. A young burke of sixteen’s too taken up wi’ his own grand self to pay much heed to what he thinks are naught but a rabble of snot-nosed bairns.”